Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Orange County Beaches = Toilet

It might be sunnier at the Orange County beaches this summer, but if you are looking forward to a swim that refreshes the body and spirit, there's really no need to travel any further than the bathroom toilet in your own home! You see, Orange County beaches couldn't be more polluted this year. California health officials suggest that you might as well splash around the inside of your "big white telephone" at home instead. You'll actually be exposed to fewer infectious bacteria!
Surfs up, dude!

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