Thursday, August 14, 2008

Home sales fall to decade low

Bloomberg reports that the number of single-family and condo home sales fell nationally 16% - a ten year low, while median home prices fell 7.6% nationally.

How To Sell An $800,000 Home In Lake Forest California

Lake Forest, California!

Where it's sunny, dry and 75 degrees Fahrenheit almost every day. Nice, well-maintained neighborhoods. Low crime rate. No real lake. No forest either. But good schools. There are good schools.

And the homes. Did we tell you about the homes?

If you have a family and are looking for a lovely house near the lake (did we mention that our town is called "Lake Forest"?), then look no further. We have a the perfect home for you. Let us show you Yellowstone:

No, I mean take a look at 21917 Yellowstone Lane, Lake Forest, CA 92630.

It's got a Yellow Kitchen:

A Yellow Bedroom:

A depectively large Yellow Living Room:

There's a cute little Yellow Bathroom:

Hey, you've got a view of a Yellow Rainbow Lake Fountain!:

Why not take a dip into the local Yellow Pool!?:

Wait a minute! Yellow Pool? Uh, I'm not sure that's a good id...

Maybe we should just go for a workout in the Yellow Gym:

Or just shoot some buckets on the Yellow Court:

Why not have a Yellow Barbecue with friends:

Or just get married at the Yellow Chapel...what the..?

This 4 bedroom, 3 bath, 3,600 square foot home in Lake Forest, California can be all yours for just 12 times the Orange County median income, or $799,000.

All yours for just 20% down and 360 fixed payments of $3997.67!

Seriously, does it get any better than this? You've got to be Yellowstoned!